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From: Denc 🗡
I have been appointed Professor of Common Sense at Cambridge University… I believe this was due to my CV 1939-45, Commander SAS 1945-1960 inventor. Colour television, silicon chip, soft closing toilet seat, hovercraft, frozen food, tampax 1960-2000 Writer and philosopher, Nobel Prize, Booker Prize, 25 metre swimming certificate, knighted, Legion de Honneur, St John’s Ambulance First Aid Certificate, invented Internet 2000-present Athlete and Government Advisor , world 1600 metre record holder, F1 World Champion , The Vulcan, Spennymoor, darts champion, designed constitution of Burkino Faso, played Seaman Staines in Pugwash

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I have been appointed Professor of Common Sense at Cambridge University…...[more]	Denc 🗡	15:15:19
>> Also sounds like you're a shoo-in for Chancellor	JonH🍕	15:37:31
>> Is it shoo - in, or shoe - in. Never understood the term.	Free Thinking Doggie	16:00:37
>> Shoo. Like you do with sheep. I think !	Mike Mike	16:14:15
>> A shoo-in is a person or thing that is certain to win a race, contest, or ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	16:29:02
>> Shoe - as in fit right into his shoes ?	Free Thinking Doggie	16:04:11
>> .....[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	15:33:19

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