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Hampster finds love on a Greek Island! Exclusive! Retired qualified accountant to the stars, A. Hampster, has found love while on a medical vacation in sun-blessed Isle of Lesbos and or the environs, according to sources familiar with the car hire rental firm involved. Hampster, 60 is set to wed the weight loving British icon, 'JC', "as soon as the priest gets back from visiting his mother" Hampster told the one waiting reporter as he emerged blinking and gnawing a carrot in the hot Lesbos or the environs sun. He continued, "I love her, she likes me a lot also, it's as simple as that. Plus I can use her fat jabs when she's had enough of it." The president of Greece, Xiopois Alpha Qyamiziszai Corcondalusiano Stravos Beta, 31, has been informed. Image taken from Hampster's Tick Tock feed. Copyright Bev Beven and Jeff Lynne. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15316267/Gemma-Collins-stopped-Mounjaro-fears-weight-loss-jab-gall-bladder-attack.html All cars hired subject to 2,500 euro excess charge in case of suspension damage due to weight overload/

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Hampster finds love on a Greek Island! Exclusive!...[more]	LP12	20:47:28
>> I’m already hitched, Gemma is all yours!	Hamsterwheel	21:11:04
>> You're denying the story then?	LP12	21:26:02
>> Is that the bimbo this time? Standards have slipped ( and they weren’t that ... [more]	Denc 🗡	21:32:18
>> 😂… says denc who is always pleading for pics and scouring the inter ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	06:21:22
>> As I say the president of Greece has been informed and the plates for ... [more]	LP12	21:45:12

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