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From: LP12
That is not important. It's all being taken care of and it's very important and vital top secret hush hush confidential work that's going fine. Everything is good. Tech is improving, defence spending is up, and the price of caviar is relatively stable. What is important is that you change your 7 watt lightbulb for a new 8 quid 3 watt lightbulb, and also rent a car that will break in 3 years but is 100% recyclable as made of recyclable plastic, apart from the battery % stuff. The car will only work if you are wide awake and happy. If unable to drive you may apply to rent an approved party bicycle to assist in getting around and about your 15 minute full-life zone a little faster If you need to use a council tip you must apply in writing in triplicate via the official party site where after analysis of what you wish to dispose of in a green way an acceptance offer will be made and you will be given a number with a corresponding 15 minute attendance timeslot on a pre-determined non-negotiable date at some point in your future. Failure to attend the dump rendezvous with your correctly reported rubbish in the relevant 15 minute timeframe will result in collective punishments for your family, your pets, and your neighbours. Stay home, listen to Sky News, kill gran.

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Genius Putins WW1 Army….....[more]	Denc 🗡	09:06:25
>> That is not important. It's all being taken care of and it's very important and ... [more]	LP12	11:05:29

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