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From: Bwana
As she went to bed, the 81-year-old woman said to her 83-year-old husband: I just looked out the window and I think the garage light is on. Can you get up and go turn it off? With great difficulty, the old man got up, opened the door, and walked out. He saw five or six burglars pounding on the garage door. He immediately called the police. Listen, write down my address. It's just my wife and I here, and five or six thieves are attacking my garage. Send a police team quickly. The dispatcher replied: "We have written down your address. Do not worry. No team is available at the moment. I'll send someone as soon as I have a team. Frustrated, the old man watched the burglars fight with the locks in the garage. Two minutes later, he called the police back: Look, there's no need to send someone anymore. I shot the five burglars. In less than five minutes, a team of police arrived on the scene with a helicopter, paramedics, three doctors and two ambulances. They quickly subdued the criminals. Later, the team leader approached the old man and asked: You said you shot them, didn't you? And you didn't say that no team was available?

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As she went to bed, the 81-year-old woman said to her 83-year-old husband:...[more]	Bwana	11:23:37

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