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From: Hamsterwheel
🦆 🐓 update…. Well, we’ve finally had the first 5 🥚. Not from the original 6 ducks and one chicken, but from the additional 3 hens recently added to the menagerie. The originals when hatched from the eggs were annoyingly all male apart from one 🦆 , who now spends her days being pursued by the 5 drakes who are constantly fighting each other for copulation rights. Hamstress is researching methods for a cull, which seems to involve popping 🦆 into an upside down traffic cone so head pops out the bottom for easy decapitation….

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🦆 🐓 update…....[more]	Hamsterwheel	09:53:24
>> Suggestions...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	10:18:18
>> I bought some hoisin sauce yesterday	Hamsterwheel	10:25:20
>> ***UPDATE*** Titch the lady 🦆 has laid her first 🥚! Much joy.	Hamsterwheel	10:36:39
>> Speaking as a non expert, I would imagine it's nearly always the ladies ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	10:39:17

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