Hampster News! News on the March [wheel surely? ed]
'Burnem says Hampster needs to take more asylum seekers...as more than 3,000 migrants arrive in just 22 days'
When pressed on where asylum seekers would be housed, the Prime Minister said wealthier parts of the UK would need to 'play their part'.
Speaking to GB News, Mr Burnem was asked about a migrants camp being set up near Hampster Hall, a semi-detached house with a heatpump and asbestos garage not far from Oxfordshire when viewed on the scale of the solar system, which locals fear would overwhelm [the] Hamlet.
Responding, he said: 'I will listen to what people are saying and respond to the concerns that they are putting forward.
'I don't know the issue yet in detail, but in some ways, as I understand it, it is about creating secure space.'
He added: 'It's obviously going to be challenging, but I am prepared always to listen to people, to work with people, and to pick up legitimate concerns, and I will address those concerns.
'I do have to say, we cannot have a situation where it's only the poorest communities in the country that receive all of the dispersal of refugees and asylum seekers. I do believe all parts of the country need to work, to play their part.
'We understand people's concerns and I will look into the issues raised by the good people of Hampster Hall.'
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16044369/3000-migrants-Burnhams-small-boats-policy-tatters.html
Before setting off to begin initial talks with Burnem, Hampster told waiting reporters, "I've done my bit, got a heat pump that doesn't work well, supported war and been boosted 18 times since late 2020 .. a bit like this Lotus, however I draw the line at sharing my lounge garden and bathroom with a boatload of wogs from I don't know where."
Hampster heads to the train station en route to #10 North via Uber taxi for historic Burnem meeting.

Edited on 11/08/2026 at 17:56:03.
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