Don't worry, eurpean court of uman rights jurists will come to our rescue and ban all things that are harmful.
Heat, warmth, fire, cheap bog roll, dangerous electric cars, fat holiday cruise ships, snooker, horse riding, general elections, thinking and thought in general, smoking, drinking sugar, drinking alcohol, being fat, sitting in the sun, going on holiday where there is sun, going on holiday, talking in a loud voice, moaning, walking too far, using make up, buying new clothes, buying new phones, buying new computers, absailing, sailing, grave digging (might fall in) working on ladders, money embezzelment, murder. [those last two will still be ok, shurley? ed]
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