It's how u get on in the world, being 'on message'
Known around these parts (my chair) as A & B [a&e surely? ed]
To Attenbourough I attenbourough, you attenbore, he attenbouwrite, we attenbouram, they attenbourrenme. Attenbourougheaemed [preterit] Attenbouroughtits [irregular past particple] Attenbouroughititussing [present participle]
He was attenborougheaemed yesterday, so must be attenborougheaemed today also. [preterit (simple past)] Ah I attenborough what you're saying, thanks for Attenbouroughititusing it to me again, but he had already attenbouroughtits, but could you tell me where do I pay before I go home and draw the curtains and turn off the heating? She's sooo Attembouroughesque, it's uncanny. We were only attenbouriaming the other day, it's feels warmer and warmer every year, even though there's been no sun and it's generally pi$$ing down and I'm freezing at night.
Proper Noun:- Anyone seen my attembourgh, it's very old, over a ton!
To Bellamy I bellamy, you bellamy, he bellamys, we bellamy, they bellamy. Bellamyed [preterit] Bellamied [present perfect] Bellamining [present participle]
He was Bellamyed... yeah, he took a hell of a bellamying over that I was bellamyed by the b@$t&%d$!! I have been bellamyed here today. ... I knew I should a done an attemborough! [should have attembourheoadstits, surely? ed] He was bellamyed with full honours.
Additional Proper Noun function - I am telling the bellamy, the whole Bellamy and nothing but the bellamy.
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