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"'On another occasion, Ms Martin described being in a hotel in the UK with Brand when she spoke on the phone to a former partner to arrange for him to pick up his belongings. When Brand discovered who she had been speaking to, Ms Martin said: 'He snatched my phone out my hand and like broke it apart into pieces. So, I kind of snatched the phone back and went into a separate room.' She went on, tearfully: 'He walked in, he didn't say anything. He put his hand down the front of my jeans, and he inserted a finger, and then walked away.'" In other news Russel Brand was found dead in a Wandsworth shower block with a bar of soap up his rectum, no teeth and a banana in both ears. Wimins' pressure group, Vagina-Clits told this reporter, 'Bless, this is great news for unaccountable fantasist money grubbing nasty twats who we campaign for as survivors of not having enough cash to buy stuff from IKEA. He really really deserved that .. he really really did.' An overpaid spokeswomen for NetFucks commented, 'this is great news for our new documentary about serial raping predator Brand, the women-hating rapist who left a trail of tears victims who'll never fully recover even-though-the-cash-will-help from the humiliation an pain an sufferin' of being told to brush their teeth that monster Brand inflicted on 'em. Brand being raped and having his teeth knocked out with a small hammer is some justice but really he should have suffered more. More men, like Brand's teeth, must now immediately be rooted out and if possible castrated asap, if possibly by other inmates. Our Wellness and Be Kind seminars will explore how more wimin can castrate hateful men more easily via press stitch up assassinations an bent judicial and cop systems innit. Shalom.' Benjamin Netanyahu, still working tirelessly on releasing the client list contained in the Epstien files and was not available for comment. https://www.dailymail.com/crime-desk/article-16290979/Russell-Brand-fresh-police-probe-EIGHT-new-victims.html

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"'On another occasion, Ms Martin described being in a hotel in the UK with Brand ... [more]	LP12	11:05:15
>> Brand breaks phone into pieces ... she snatches if back ???	LP12	11:07:08
>> "... and also the government has told us we should be ready for conflict in as ... [more]	LP12	12:19:47
>> This govt is the enemy, not Russia.	JonH🍕	14:08:35
>> Both	Denc 🗡	15:00:34
>> there will be exemptions for those 'studying', and conscription will be from ... [more]	LP12	12:26:15

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