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From: LP12

The Odyssey is

https://youtu.be/1c-RmI795vA?si=qOrjwWW5X4rzx88p

Matt DAmon TEam AMerica.

He's ok, he's just like Matt Damon but as I watched the film I couldn't help but think how much better he was in GOod WIll Hunting and how I'd rather be watching that than this 'Indian Bollywood take on Greek life circa 300BC.'

Every actor involved has been in far better films. The Lighthouse for Patterson, Prometheus or Mad Max for Charlene Tilston [the petite blonde from Dallas? ed], the aggressive-looking mexican type who plays the blind fella, the Queen Hathaway Anne, .. well not so much her as she's not done that much that was any good for at least 15 years.

Just boring and overrated. Jason and the Argonauts was so much more fun to watch! So much more entertaining. Dr Who's Tom Baker was the villan, Jason looked the part, the dialogue seemed reasonable and the weather decent. The story was well paced and the effects top notch. It had a budget of one hundred and seventy five quid, and you could hear what the actors said.

Nolan's budget is 388 trillion hong kong dollars and it's difficult to care about what happens next. Game of Thrones fight scene in the sky city with the hole in the floor is 10 TIMES more engaging that the palace fight scene with the hole in the ceiling at the end. Army of 9foot tall armoured knights ... cyclops and sheep in a cave. Not fit to lick the boots of Peter Jackson.

Ever since Inception this guy has been hailed as being the best. Batman Begins was good, or Dark Knight Rises. That's what made him popular among male yoofs. But I saw inception at the cinema, and fukc me, the writing was on the wall. I came out half deaf and feeling as if I'd somehow been part of someone's wet dream. Something made for himself not for anyone else. It's not universal it's my way or the highway. THey found a name for it, subvert expectations. Well you can take your subverted expectations and stick em up you're tranny's minge crack.

At the end of the day the biggest crime by far is the critical acclaim such a work receives. It's mediocre, a disappointment, overly long, and wanting in many departments. THe fact so many have the lack of any awareness to cite this as a major cinematic milestone masterpiece (and it will of course win a ton of awards) is the biggest crime - that 'modern people' are so vacuous, dumb and navally gazing fukcing useless that this presentation passes as 'the greatest' is truly pathetic and a damning indictment of the 'influencers' of the human race who hold sway over levers of power and what is and what is not to be said and seen.

There's more genuine culture in old yogurt.

Final Verdict: Kim Cardashian meets Brookln Beckham's wife kitchen/bathroom makeover. 4/10

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