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From: Hamsterwheel
Two young boys are playing football in a Manchester park when all of a sudden a massive Rotweiller races up to them, seizes one of the boys in its massive jaws and begins shaking the little boy violently from side to side. The other little boy, thinking quickly, pulled a plank off the wooden fence and jammed it into the dogs collar and twisted. The dog began to choke, then died as it opened its mouth and dropped the first boy. First aiders ran to the scene to help the injured boy as a journalist from the Manchester Evening News, also on the scene, congratulated the little boy saviour and was already beginning to pen his headline but needed some fact to embellish the story. “Man Utd hero saves friend from certain death” he wrote out aloud. “I don’t support Utd” said the little boy. “Man City fan thinks quickly to help friend in distress” hastily scribbles the journalist. “But I’m not a city fan either”, complained the little boy. “Who do you follow?” Asked the irritated journalist. “Liverpool” proudly exclaimed the little boy The headlines that night read... “Scouse Thug Slaughters Family Pet”

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Two young boys are playing football in a Manchester park when all of a sudden a ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	14:46:35

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