To learn, learnt, learnt. [Irregular verb.] Learned is creeping in and we have to keep our wits about
us to counter this anti revolutionary talk tendance. I shall set up a special committee, the Cheka-Spellin that will root out, 100% independently (of what Bridget Phillipson thinks is acceptable).
[editor's note: it is slightly more bearable in 2nd and 3rd person usage. 'We learned about boats, he learned to mind his own fking business', for example, but nevertheless punishments will continue, ranging from being buried alive in a nailed barrel with hungry rats to having ones small intestine nailed to a tree and forcing the language criminal to dance around the tree until all 12 meters of the intestine are extracted. More serious use of 1st person offences shall be dealt with on a blow by blow mission, 'pour encourager les autres'.]
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